azurite: (sailormoon - mars M)
I'm back, I'm bold, maybe even--ah hell, how many times have I opened a post with that line? I clearly love alliteration too much. Or similar-sounding words. Like Sailor Failures!

♥ » Day 14 – Best dressed Soldier )
azurite: (purple nails jewels)
LADIES OF MY FLIST:
Is there such a thing as a SEXY and COMFORTABLE shoe?And if so, where can I find one?

I mean something you could go clubbing in and not have blisters on your feet afterwards. I mean something you could dance and do a moderate amount of walking in. I mean something that isn't butt-ugly that'll hide in the back of your closet after one use.

[livejournal.com profile] seeshellirun, I regard you as a maven in this field; any advice? Favorite brands, favorite stores, horror stories?
azurite: (cat: what the shit is this!?)
>_< This is the third freakin' time I've tried to post this... it was either my computer or FreeOpenDiary fritzing on me.
Anywho, ever noticed how today's advertising seems to be going a bit...
D
O
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You know what I mean, it's getting sloppier, stupider, harder to understand, and not making people buy whatever.

Case in point: Diesel jeans. So I'm bored at the airport two weeks back, and I pick up "Teen Vogue". Next to some of the most ridiculously priced hats I've ever seen ($500 bucks for a designer RIP-OFF!) I saw some pretty weird ads for Diesel, featuring wax-like people, and a little blurb at the bottom saying "Save yourself/Don't have sex"

Hmm. Selling jeans by protesting the procreation of mankind. Interesting. Original too.
Okay, so these "people" supposedly born in the 1800s, "Saved theirselves" by not having sex. They look all glassy eyed and perfect in their disel 80s-ish clothes, like a pair of Ken and Barbie dolls in the life-size.
So, me and the rest of my female friends are bewildered, and I take it upon myself to check out the site at saveyourselfforever.com. More weirdness, glassy eyed wax-dolls, and "Save yourself" tips and guides.

It doesn't stop at the protest of procreation, oh no, it says "Save yourself"...

Drink Urine/Avoid the Sun/Inhale Oxygen/Don't Breathe (Contradiction, anyone?)/Sleep... the list goes on and on. NO explanation, either, but there is an area where you can submit YOUR saving tips.

If anyone gets this so called ad-campaign, please tell me. I mean, what do wax-people and weird messages have to do with SELLING JEANS?!
*Sigh*

Old !@#$%!

Aug. 13th, 2001 12:29 pm
azurite: (anger of angels - kisara)
I've been gone a week or so in San Diego, at a Marine Corps base... but that's another story. This wonderful li'l entry is dedicated to the (insert heavy sarcasm here) "wonderful" company Old Navy. Yeah, in case you didn't know Old Navy is the "cheaper" of the three stores owned by the same company-- the other two are Gap and then Banana Republic. But overall, I think I hate Old Navy the most.

Why? Their new commercials. Okay, for starters, Banana Republic is aimed at adults and college students. Gap is aimed at older teens, while Old Navy is younger teens and pre-teens. I'll admit, there are Gap Baby and Kid stores, but basically the clothes there are just shrunken versions of their regular clothes.

Ahem. Why I hate Old Navy? Yeah, their new commercials. This tall, ditzy blonde who always claims "you gotta have this look." GRRR! I hate it when companies tell the world "you gotta" anything. I mean, what happened to the day when there were no monopolies, and businesses respected individuality!?

As far as I can tell, Old Navy has, and always will be a rip off. Not just one for the customers, but the poor kids who do all the sewing for them. Check your tags on Old Navy, BR, and Gap products. See where they're made. Mexico, Taiwan, China, Indonesia... not the USA. No offense to any of those countries, but you realize when they say "Made in someplace other than the USA" that the product is not made by adults getting pade minimum wage or whatever-- but little kids. Late at night, recieving less than $.25. Now think of the big CEOs profiting off these desperate and hungry kids and their families. Getting a huge profit, because they charge you $17.50 for three inches of cheap denim! Whether or not the craftsmanship ends up crappy, and you return it, the money is gone, and the makers of the product are the real ones sold out.

*sigh* It's not really about individuality and the inhumane practices of these big corps, I guess. I just think that if companies want to appeal to an audience, they shouldn't be so damn annoying and demanding. Those "cute" Old Navy "gotta have this look" miniskirts "a lot less skirt... a lot more leg"... well, let's just say that if anyone at my school wore those, they'd be suspended for a week. Even if they wore hose with them.
If I could walk in on commercials, I'd go up to that dumb blonde and choke her. Besides, who wears miniskirts with sweaters anyway?

I suppose I'm done for now...

But you can look forward to the following rants from me...
"Leadership Analyzed"
"On Abortion"
"Laws and Crime" (Prop 21, for example)
"Legalizing Drugs"
"Same-Sex Marriages"
"Greed in the Free Enterprise" *shudder*
azurite: (seto kaiba flame)
I apologize to anyone who thinks my title is derogatory in any way; it's not meant to be. But I was constantly reminded by my cousin's method of dress and attitude, and I received an email today which brought it up again.
Let's start from the beginning, shall we?

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