azurite: (Anzu's Future)
So I'm a dweeb. I joined [livejournal.com profile] 4husorting and now I'm letting people dissect my character and determine if I'm a Ravendor, a Slytherpuff, or some other bizarre combination thereof of the houses. So far, people seem to think I'm a Gryffinpuff! Sad thing is, I thought each of the 6 house combinations would have one of the four main houses in the "first" position:
Huffle(puff)
Gryffin(dor)
Raven(claw)
Slyth(erin)

But the houses are as follows:
Ravendor (Ravenclaw + Gryffindor)
Gryffinpuff (Gryffindor + Hufflepuff)
Ravenpuff (Ravenclaw + Hufflepuff)
Slytherclaw (Slytherin + Ravenclaw)
Slytherpuff (Slytherin + Hufflepuff)
Slytheriffin (Slytherin + Gryffindor)

So as you can see, Ravenclaw has 2 houses (which is okay), Slytherin has 3 (hey!) Gryffindor has one (one shrot), and Hufflepuff has NONE! Not that I don't like the names or anything, but...

Slytheriffin should be changed to Gryfferin or something. And if you wanted to be fair, each house would get 1 name, and two major houses (for the sake of the HP verse, we'll say Gryffindor and Slytherin) would have an additional 2:
* Ravenpuff (Ravenclaw main - Ravenclaw + Hufflepuff)
* Gryffinpuff (Gryffindor main - Gryffindor + Hufflepuff)
* Slytherclaw (Slytherin main - Slytherin + Ravenclaw)
* Hufflerin (Hufflepuff main - Hufflepuff + Slytherin, though admittedly Slytherpuff sounds cooler)
* Slytheriffin (Slytherin main - Slytherin + Gryffindor)
* Gryffinclaw (Gryffindor main - Gryffindor + Ravenclaw)

Hee.

Anyway, so I manged to transfer almost ALL of my files to my laptop -teh yay! But alas, I still can't get LimeWire or iTunes to work, and I don't know why! I'm praying for the Device & Drivers CD, and maybe I can afford to splurge on a 1 GB Memory Card... the question is $159 from Dell Direct, or possibly more expensive for a name brand? BestBuy.com didn't even carry cards for my laptop!

Happy Talk Like A Pirate Day! ARGH!

It be Joe's birthday! Happy birthday, matey! (I would do the giant text rainbow color thing, but I'm at school, so I don't have the prog. that does that.)

Also, I was thinking (completely randomly) to make some HBP banners that say (all sophisticated-like) "JKR sunk my 'ship. But I'm still writing. That's the power of my OTP/OT3/whatever." Anyone want?

And finally, because I love having an excuse OTHER than fanfiction to annoy [livejournal.com profile] rhapsody_dragon I propose this question to her and all of you on my FL, because I love getting opinions and arguing/debating, or just learning about fresh perspectives...

What do you think of shock advertising? By shock advertising, I mean things like the United Colors of Benetton using the picture of a man dying of AIDS on his deathbed, and sticking their logo in the corner. I mean the same company using the nude torso of a male model and stamping his forearm with a Holocaust-like tattoo reading "HIV positive." What do ads like these do to you, make you think about the company advertising, the magazine/newspaper they appear in, the photographer, or the models/people pictured? Why? Is anyone justified using shock advertising, and if so, for what reasons? (For example, does donating to a charity for AIDS relief justify using the image described above for an ad for clothing?)

See the first image here: http://webquiz.ilrn.com/books/levc04q/levc04.06.01.02.png

Time to go to mythology class (Mr. Adams calls it My-thologee)!
azurite: (cat: what the shit is this!?)
>_< This is the third freakin' time I've tried to post this... it was either my computer or FreeOpenDiary fritzing on me.
Anywho, ever noticed how today's advertising seems to be going a bit...
D
O
W
N
?
You know what I mean, it's getting sloppier, stupider, harder to understand, and not making people buy whatever.

Case in point: Diesel jeans. So I'm bored at the airport two weeks back, and I pick up "Teen Vogue". Next to some of the most ridiculously priced hats I've ever seen ($500 bucks for a designer RIP-OFF!) I saw some pretty weird ads for Diesel, featuring wax-like people, and a little blurb at the bottom saying "Save yourself/Don't have sex"

Hmm. Selling jeans by protesting the procreation of mankind. Interesting. Original too.
Okay, so these "people" supposedly born in the 1800s, "Saved theirselves" by not having sex. They look all glassy eyed and perfect in their disel 80s-ish clothes, like a pair of Ken and Barbie dolls in the life-size.
So, me and the rest of my female friends are bewildered, and I take it upon myself to check out the site at saveyourselfforever.com. More weirdness, glassy eyed wax-dolls, and "Save yourself" tips and guides.

It doesn't stop at the protest of procreation, oh no, it says "Save yourself"...

Drink Urine/Avoid the Sun/Inhale Oxygen/Don't Breathe (Contradiction, anyone?)/Sleep... the list goes on and on. NO explanation, either, but there is an area where you can submit YOUR saving tips.

If anyone gets this so called ad-campaign, please tell me. I mean, what do wax-people and weird messages have to do with SELLING JEANS?!
*Sigh*

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