Mer's Ten + A Fic-Related Filk
Oct. 13th, 2008 06:29 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
azurite1 - "Eagle Eye" kicks "Body of Lies" ass. Also: Billy Bob Thornton should forever be an action hero. I like him much better that way.
2 - CSI: Season 1 for $20! Target rocks! Now all I need are 7 friends to get me seasons 2-8 on DVD for X-mas/Hanukkah presents (for hopefully that same price and not the rip-off price of $46.95 like they were over at Borders). Also lovely: CSI:NY. I loves me some Mac and Stella.
3 - Heh, my new Nancy Drew game takes place in San Francisco. Half the street names are wrong, but it's funny anyway.
4 - I suck at Diner Dash. Seriously, I can't make it past Level 6 on "Flo on the Go," or Level 5 in "Diner Dash 2."
5 - Thinking about leaving DeviantART. It's seriously starting to suck.
6 - Coming someday in the not-too-distant future: "Astrology, Blood Types, and Yu-Gi-Oh! - Ryuuji Otogi." I don't have my Mystical Cards or EZ-Astrology-Report book here in SF, but I can make do without it. :P
7 - Working on WikiFic and dealing with idiots (who also happen to be minor vandals.) Teh fun!
8 - In just two days of being on the Yu-Gi-Oh! Top 50, "Blue Eyes and Apricots" has soared from #299 on the ranks to #20! WOW! Now I seriously need to update it. I've actually thought of a way to replace the Fanart section, too. What I can't do is make up my mind about the style of the new layout-- dark and autumny, or light and... colorful?
9 - After playing Nancy Drew and reading Skip Beat! #14, I got to thinking that it'd be funny if Kyoko had to do some sleuthing at LME. Moko, of course, would get dragged into it, and there'd be humor (c/o Yashiro and Lory and Kyoko's own antics), potential angst and drama (because it ain't Skip Beat! without Ren and Sho), and maybe even some Vie Ghoul smashing!
10 - I reserved "Star Ocean: First Departure" for the PSP, but since I don't want to buy an Entertainment Pack with the new PSP-3000 and a stupid game I'll never play and a Memory Card I don't need, I think I'll end up waiting until November before buying a standalone PSP-3000. It's agonizing to wait that long when I'll finally have the game in my hands come the 21st, but if I've waited this long, I can wait another month or so.
To the tune of (and with some lyrics from) P!nk's "Cuz I Can"
♪ Hahaha
Woo, fanfiction
Ra Ra
I, like, fic more than you
I flame harder than you do
And I get more reviews than you too! *blech!*
S H I P
W A N K
I'm back again
I know y'all missed me
I'm so so sick
Can't handle it
Yeah I talk shit
Just deal with it
My fics are 23K
And they're purple prose
You wish they're yours
M-Sues all about
You can try and try you can't beat me
So I'll pimp my fics and troll FFR
And hope I'll be mod tagged
Even if I don't, I'm fucked because
I'm ficcing on my rag
But it's all right
I don't give a damn
I don't play your rules I make my own
Tonight
I'll do what I want
Cuz I can
(wankicane, wankicane, we all see it coming!)
You know I'm rare
You stop and stare
You think I care
I don't
You talk real loud
But you ain't saying nothing cool
I got Snape and Cyclops in my swimming pool
My life's a fantasy
So don't call me out on my sweet reality
My syndrome's makin' me feel
All emo and pseuecidal
So I'll pimp my fics and troll FFR
And hope I'll be mod tagged
Even if I don't, I'm fucked because
I'm ficcing on my rag
But it's all right
I don't give a damn
I don't play your rules, I make my own
Tonight
I'll do what I want
Cuz I can
(wankicane, wankicane, we all see it coming!)
Yeah
Uh
Break it down
Fandom sucks sometimes, ya know what I'm sayin'? mmhmm
Yeah I'm super thick
People say I'm much too rich
Come and click the fic
You just might learn a couple things
I'm trying to school you, dog
Ruf ruf ruf ruf ruf ruf ruf
I'm your worst nightmare
Bring it, we can take it there
What, are you scared?
So I'll pimp my fics and troll FFR
And hope I'll be mod tagged
Even if I don't, I'm fucked because
I'm ficcing on my rag
But it's all right
I don't give a damn
I don't play your rules I make my own
Tonight
I'll do what I want
Cuz I can
(wankicane, wankicane, we all see it coming!)
So I'll pimp my fics and troll FFR
And hope I'll be mod tagged
Even if I don't, I'm fucked because
I'm ficcing on my rag
But it's all right
I don't give a damn
I don't play your rules I make my own
Tonight
I'll do what I want
Cuz I can
(wankicane, wankicane, we all see it coming!)
At first I was going to try and do a song from the POV of a really GOOD fic writer, but instead I opted for the generic FFR troll, someone who thinks they're the shit and is, in reality, a lame flamer with a twisted sense of reality. 'Tis more fun that way.
2 - CSI: Season 1 for $20! Target rocks! Now all I need are 7 friends to get me seasons 2-8 on DVD for X-mas/Hanukkah presents (for hopefully that same price and not the rip-off price of $46.95 like they were over at Borders). Also lovely: CSI:NY. I loves me some Mac and Stella.
3 - Heh, my new Nancy Drew game takes place in San Francisco. Half the street names are wrong, but it's funny anyway.
4 - I suck at Diner Dash. Seriously, I can't make it past Level 6 on "Flo on the Go," or Level 5 in "Diner Dash 2."
5 - Thinking about leaving DeviantART. It's seriously starting to suck.
6 - Coming someday in the not-too-distant future: "Astrology, Blood Types, and Yu-Gi-Oh! - Ryuuji Otogi." I don't have my Mystical Cards or EZ-Astrology-Report book here in SF, but I can make do without it. :P
7 - Working on WikiFic and dealing with idiots (who also happen to be minor vandals.) Teh fun!
8 - In just two days of being on the Yu-Gi-Oh! Top 50, "Blue Eyes and Apricots" has soared from #299 on the ranks to #20! WOW! Now I seriously need to update it. I've actually thought of a way to replace the Fanart section, too. What I can't do is make up my mind about the style of the new layout-- dark and autumny, or light and... colorful?
9 - After playing Nancy Drew and reading Skip Beat! #14, I got to thinking that it'd be funny if Kyoko had to do some sleuthing at LME. Moko, of course, would get dragged into it, and there'd be humor (c/o Yashiro and Lory and Kyoko's own antics), potential angst and drama (because it ain't Skip Beat! without Ren and Sho), and maybe even some Vie Ghoul smashing!
10 - I reserved "Star Ocean: First Departure" for the PSP, but since I don't want to buy an Entertainment Pack with the new PSP-3000 and a stupid game I'll never play and a Memory Card I don't need, I think I'll end up waiting until November before buying a standalone PSP-3000. It's agonizing to wait that long when I'll finally have the game in my hands come the 21st, but if I've waited this long, I can wait another month or so.
To the tune of (and with some lyrics from) P!nk's "Cuz I Can"
♪ Hahaha
Woo, fanfiction
Ra Ra
I, like, fic more than you
I flame harder than you do
And I get more reviews than you too! *blech!*
S H I P
W A N K
I'm back again
I know y'all missed me
I'm so so sick
Can't handle it
Yeah I talk shit
Just deal with it
My fics are 23K
And they're purple prose
You wish they're yours
M-Sues all about
You can try and try you can't beat me
So I'll pimp my fics and troll FFR
And hope I'll be mod tagged
Even if I don't, I'm fucked because
I'm ficcing on my rag
But it's all right
I don't give a damn
I don't play your rules I make my own
Tonight
I'll do what I want
Cuz I can
(wankicane, wankicane, we all see it coming!)
You know I'm rare
You stop and stare
You think I care
I don't
You talk real loud
But you ain't saying nothing cool
I got Snape and Cyclops in my swimming pool
My life's a fantasy
So don't call me out on my sweet reality
My syndrome's makin' me feel
All emo and pseuecidal
So I'll pimp my fics and troll FFR
And hope I'll be mod tagged
Even if I don't, I'm fucked because
I'm ficcing on my rag
But it's all right
I don't give a damn
I don't play your rules, I make my own
Tonight
I'll do what I want
Cuz I can
(wankicane, wankicane, we all see it coming!)
Yeah
Uh
Break it down
Fandom sucks sometimes, ya know what I'm sayin'? mmhmm
Yeah I'm super thick
People say I'm much too rich
Come and click the fic
You just might learn a couple things
I'm trying to school you, dog
Ruf ruf ruf ruf ruf ruf ruf
I'm your worst nightmare
Bring it, we can take it there
What, are you scared?
So I'll pimp my fics and troll FFR
And hope I'll be mod tagged
Even if I don't, I'm fucked because
I'm ficcing on my rag
But it's all right
I don't give a damn
I don't play your rules I make my own
Tonight
I'll do what I want
Cuz I can
(wankicane, wankicane, we all see it coming!)
So I'll pimp my fics and troll FFR
And hope I'll be mod tagged
Even if I don't, I'm fucked because
I'm ficcing on my rag
But it's all right
I don't give a damn
I don't play your rules I make my own
Tonight
I'll do what I want
Cuz I can
(wankicane, wankicane, we all see it coming!)
At first I was going to try and do a song from the POV of a really GOOD fic writer, but instead I opted for the generic FFR troll, someone who thinks they're the shit and is, in reality, a lame flamer with a twisted sense of reality. 'Tis more fun that way.
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