azurite | Bill came back from the dead, but only to get himself shot

Did you know that on last week's "Alias" (not yesterday's) David Carradine ("Bill" in Kill Bill) was a monk? Hahaa... He was a pretty ass-kicking monk, too. For an old guy, he's sure got moves.

Oh yeah, and apparently trading shifts with Erica on Saturday was a mistake-- because I missed the drama and comedy of the century-- and it wasn't even a movie! Apparently there was a couple (married??) that decided to go AT IT like jackrabbits in the 7th floor escalator men's bathroom. And they weren't even quiet about it. People coming out of their movies HEARD them, and a guest came down to Guest Services (where I would have been working) saying "I think someone is getting raped in the 7th floor bathroom." WOAH. Well, Erica does the smart thing and calls security, and they go up there and check... anyway, when the couple in question comes out, the woman is COVERED (mouth, chest, the whole nine yards) in "white substance." Gee. I wonder.

When security checked out the bathroom, clothes were apparently strewn EVERYWHERE. It's like these people got a strong whiff of passion spice and couldn't contain themselves AT ALL. And the guy was idiot enough to go and say, "I had to take my wife into the men's bathroom because she has a medical condition." o_O Dude, if you're going to save face after bonking in a public bathroom with the noise level of a KISS concert, you don't say something LAME like that. -.- Besides, horniness, last time I checked, isn't a "medical condition."

Haha, it was funny when I was told the story, so I half wish I was there-- even if at the end, I'd end up doing the same thing Erica did-- disinfecting ALL of Guest Services.

Shit, I gotta go... I don't wanna be late. ;_;