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I just had to do this upon revisiting fontgarden.com again. If you've never been, go check them out! They have great fonts, displayed in the form of sometimes hilarious, sometimes inspiring quotes:

1)All those who believe in psychokinesis, raise my hand.

2)My grandson asked me if I still look at young women. I said yes, but I can't remember why.

3)I know everything, I just can't remember it all at once.

4)It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end-to-end, someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them.

5)Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts!

6)Radioactive cats have 18 half-lives.

7)A flaming duck is not a hat.

8)Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. -Thomas Edison

9)Taste is the enemy of creativity. -Pablo Picasso

10)Sometimes I think war is God's way of teaching us geography. -Paul Rodriguez

11)Let us endeavor to live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry. -Mark Twain

12)Ever notice that 'what the hell' is always the right decision? -Marilyn Monroe

13)If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments (Here here!)

14)If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing.

15)Never say 'Oops!' always say 'Ah! Interesting!'

16)In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: It goes on. -Robert Frost

17)He who laughs lasts. (Remember I said laughter was good for the soul!?)

18)Sometimes the best helping hand you can give is a good, firm push. (Right-o!)

19)May you live as long as you want and never want as long as you live.

20) (LAST ONE!) Take the road less traveled- the leaves crunch that much louder! (Leeeaf Crushers!)
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