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azuriteWoe is I! Or something, because Anne Rice's next "book" is going to be written from the perspective of... JESUS CHRIST!
No, that's not an exclamation. That's the truth. Laugh yourself silly.
Some of the metaquote-worthy comments include:
-"First, she ruined vampires. Now, she's ruining Jesus. Is nothing sacred anymore?!
Could be worse. She could be writing the Passion of the Christ sequel, where Jesus comes back as a vampire.
:blink:
Now that I've said it, it will happen.
~Linzee"
(and then read my subject line...)
"'Tis a miracle. Anne Rice single handedly makes a better mockery of Christian ideals than all the great satirists in the world have tried. It's like transtupidtization." ~gaisce
"Jesus is laughing his head off at this right now. Anne Rice isn't going to go to hell, Jesus is going to keep her around as court jester or something." ~loopywafflehead (This one resulted in a hilarious animated icon.)
"Hey, Anne?
Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John called. Their lawyers want a word with you." ~lurker32
"A new Pope and a batshit author pretending to be Jesus? Catholicism is having the best year ever.
Now I don't have to wait until the fourth of July for fireworks!" ~loki
"Is she not the one who doesn't allow fanfic on her writings? Would this book not be bible fan fiction? Hmm." ~leto
"Jesus' words eh?
Does this mean Mel Gibson can make another movie?
Coming soon to a theater near you: The Passion of the Christ: Episode I - The Empire Strikes Out." ~sitt_isis
No, that's not an exclamation. That's the truth. Laugh yourself silly.
Some of the metaquote-worthy comments include:
-"First, she ruined vampires. Now, she's ruining Jesus. Is nothing sacred anymore?!
Could be worse. She could be writing the Passion of the Christ sequel, where Jesus comes back as a vampire.
:blink:
Now that I've said it, it will happen.
~Linzee"
(and then read my subject line...)
"'Tis a miracle. Anne Rice single handedly makes a better mockery of Christian ideals than all the great satirists in the world have tried. It's like transtupidtization." ~gaisce
"Jesus is laughing his head off at this right now. Anne Rice isn't going to go to hell, Jesus is going to keep her around as court jester or something." ~loopywafflehead (This one resulted in a hilarious animated icon.)
"Hey, Anne?
Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John called. Their lawyers want a word with you." ~lurker32
"A new Pope and a batshit author pretending to be Jesus? Catholicism is having the best year ever.
Now I don't have to wait until the fourth of July for fireworks!" ~loki
"Is she not the one who doesn't allow fanfic on her writings? Would this book not be bible fan fiction? Hmm." ~leto
"Jesus' words eh?
Does this mean Mel Gibson can make another movie?
Coming soon to a theater near you: The Passion of the Christ: Episode I - The Empire Strikes Out." ~sitt_isis
