Trying to sell on eBay is a PAIN IN THE ASS

[azurite]

Ugh, this is FRUSTARTING! Yes, I know eBay wants their site to be secure and wonderful and all that, but YEESH! Not everyone on the planet has a credit/debit card AND a checking account! The email thing was frustrating enough, and I finally figured THAT out, only to realize I didn't need it... someone else is using the ID I normally use (Azurite) so my eBay id is sailor_andromida, but my email is one I don't normally use, the ISP one from WAY the hell back when, and it needs to VERIFY my ID, but I need a stupid debit card and checking account!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AUGH! I need to sell these things soon! I NEED MONEY! I NEED A JOB!!! ;_; THE WORLD IS ENDING! ;_; SAVE ME!