Possibly the weirdest request I've ever made

Sometimes I would hang onto funny forwards/chain letters that were particularly interesting. I remember this one about the Queen of England changing the English language so that it'd reflect pronunciation more. This resulted in a very screwed-up message spelling-wise, but it was totally readable to anyone that spoke English natively.

I've tried all kinds of searches on Google-fu (Snopes.com, too), but nothing is coming up. Anyone know the email I'm talking about? If you've seen it or got it lying around somewhere, mind passing it on to me?