So this thought just occurred to me: vampire sex is impossible.

I mean, aside from the fact that people don't think vampires exist, within their own mythos, the idea of vampires having sex is impossible. The very basics of vampirism determine it so. It kills one of my first OTPs (Buffy x Angel), and a bunch of Anne Rice books, I'm sure (YAY!) but... come on. Drink Think on it.

( It involves a bit of knowledge of human anatomy. )

Oh yeah, I just saw a squirrel that thought if was a bunny. Either that, or it had rabies. It jumped a good foot in the air. I swear. It bounced from one patch of grass to the other, chased its tail, bounced some more, and then ran around in a few circles rather psychotically. There were no other squirrels, people, or, as far as I could tell, food, around. o_O

I have to go to work now. BLAH!