Sung to the tune of Disney's The Little Mermaid's "Part of Your World (Reprise)"

What would I give
to be at Moscone?
What would I say
to get a good ticket?
What would I do to see Steve
Talking geeky?

Where would we talk?
Where would we blog?
If I could be at the WWDC?
L'il ol' me
At the Moscone
And the WWDC~

I don't know when
I don't know how
But I know I'll get there
Somehow~

Watch and you'll see
Someday I'll be
At the WWDC!